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Adam Librot
Has the strength of 10 men.
| Adam Pollock
Has the love you need.
| Ashley Wood
Is a master of the unicycle, and has represented her country in international competition.
Cara Ciani-Nangle AKA "ccn236X"
Is an awesome-kicking robot from the future. Her future plans include graduate school, hunting down and killing Sarah Connor.
| Chuck Kinnane
Once saved a drowning infant from an icy river. That infant? A young Barack Obama.
| Cliff Azize
Was forced by New York State to register his sex appeal as a deadly weapon.
David Lew
Faster than a speeding turtle.
| Jon Dykstra
Is now more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
| Josh Pollock
Is sometimes called the 6th Beatle.
Julian Antkowski
Only knows 1 way to live- on the edge.
| Kellie Dykstra
Is a master of disguise, fluent in 11 languages, and knows 28 ways to kill a man with her bare hands.
| Lane Bernes
Has beaus in different area codes.
Lindsey Weeks
Is on the run from the law, wanted for a crime she did not commit.
| Maya Tobias
Once played Garry Kasparov to a draw in a game of Flip Cup.
| Monica Hernandez
Won a trivia contest against an elephant. Elephants do forget when they're drunk.
Rachel Covert
Lives for one thing and one thing only- kickball dominance. Only complete victory is acceptable.
| Risa Berkower
Is the founder and principal prophet of Symbolnics, currently the 37th most popular religion on Facebook.
| Ross Fabricant
Likes bigs butts, but also lies pathologically.
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