This will be fun...and hopefully not too narcissistic. To all you nerdy or obsessive types, here's comes da math:
Winning Percentage = ((Mercy Wins * 1.5)+ Wins + (Ties / 2)) / Games Played.
Games Played = Mercy Wins + Wins + Losses + (Mercy Losses * 1.5) + Ties
Lots of good action last night. First and foremost, hats off to the Bacon Bits, as they finished strongly and confidently on their last regular season day. They played the top two teams, Prison and the Ye Oldes, and beat the former and mercied the latter! However, I should note that the Ye Oldes were drinking some extremely potent Jonestown Juice or whatever the fuck they had brewing in their Gatorade Cooler. Just one cup had me wasted before 6, so fortunately the good folks from Vitamin Water got me back to a reasonable blood alcohol level. Three of the Yees got pregnant and two went gay. Love you John, Mary, Erin, Bern, and the rest!
Regardless, unless Prison tanked it, the Bacon Bits are a legitimate contender for the Chuck D. Cup. There are now a few of those, and every team can be a spoiler in this league. Again, for these last two regular season Sundays, we're gonna witness many interesting matchups and see who can do what to whom. Good Luck, Everyone, don't be afraid to Bum Rush The Show.
For the first time in months, the Commitments won a game, beating Team Peavy. Maybe they are back on track. When I played with them, their poor performances so baffled me, I felt like the John Cusack character from "Eight Men Out." But, Commish Kenesaw Mountain Landis could have never banned me, as my sick, one-handed catches put me beyond reproach. Little mental tip when you're catching tough flies: pretend Brett Favre is throwing you the winning touchdown.
For the first time in months, the Commitments won a game, beating Team Peavy. Maybe they are back on track. When I played with them, their poor performances so baffled me, I felt like the John Cusack character from "Eight Men Out." But, Commish Kenesaw Mountain Landis could have never banned me, as my sick, one-handed catches put me beyond reproach. Little mental tip when you're catching tough flies: pretend Brett Favre is throwing you the winning touchdown.
For the first time in months, the Commitments won a game, beating Team Peavy. Maybe they are back on track. When I played with them, their poor performances so baffled me, I felt like the John Cusack character from "Eight Men Out." But, Commish Kenesaw Mountain Landis could have never banned me, as my sick, one-handed catches put me beyond reproach. Little mental tip when you're catching tough flies: pretend Brett Favre is throwing you the winning touchdown.